Sex, Peter, Pittsburgh Penguins, DEVIL, exorcism. part 2


October 4th, 2009 by usbzoso - Number of views: 1,650

Forces of evil were hard at work last night. It all started when i woke up with a bad hangover from night before. There was just a broken train, a cab, a stolen ticket, then Domski, then rain and traffic that stood between us and our mission. I knew today was going to be an especially hard day for all of us, but we live for moments like these. We breath them and we feed on their energy, we chew them up and then we spit them out. Moments like these define who we are and what we stand for. Yes i knew we were going to win this game. I knew this 3 months ago when i was talking to Peter at Foley’s. I told him, “Peter, i understand that you are a Penguins game virgin. However, October 3rd you got a date! You are gonna get some on October 3rd, baby! You are finally getting laid!” Now, i might not know much about getting laid, being on a date, or even hockey. I do have a refined sense of predicting the future thanks to my great grandma who was named Zhenya in honor of the great Geno Malkin. ( *WARNING* if you are wearing a hat take it off before reading the next sentence) Rest in peace grandma i will always love you.

Now the moment we have all been waiting for … Peter’s Video! If you want to know what is going on in the video you have to read this first … Sex, Peter, Pittsburgh Penguins, DEVIL, exorcism.

This picture below says it all! Lets Go Peter! Mario Lemieux (s)temp of approval! Final score and Tavares Loves Wang! (If you don’t know who Charles Wang is then you are probably not from Long Island or don’t know who Computer Associates are. It’s ok, he is a nasty old man but Tavares loves him.)

LETS GO PETER! Tavares Loves Wang

THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN! Peter walks tall, a free man once again. He did it for the Pens! Look at how happy he is celebrating after the game! I drink a whole bottle of vodka to you Peter!

NYC Penguins Meetup

Now about the game i dont remember much of it because of course there was lots of beer going on but here are a few things i do remember …

I recall me and Tec sitting down, watching the game, having some beer … here is an action shot … thanks Mark

LETS GO PENS! (and beer)

I clearly recall Islanders Ice Girl … i recall yelling “After you clean the ice make me a sandwich!” I must have been really hungry.

icegirls

I recall lots of Penguin fans behind me screaming Stanley Cup! I wonder how much longer we can use that as a chant? Time to get over it guys! :-)

NYC Penguins Meetup

I recall 3 obnoxious fat gay guys sitting in front of me and Tec, who were totally flaming, not that we had a problem with that. We had a problem with them not knowing anything about hockey. They were screaming “IT IS OVER!” at the end of the second period. We were like dudes its not over yet there is another period coming. We totally called one guy out when he accidentally cheered for Penguins clearing the puck because he had no clue what was going on. So I tapped him on his shoulder told him its ok I know your first hockey game. He didn’t make a single sound after that comment and pretty much didn’t move at all. Weird.

I recall wearing Bill Guerin’s jersey … epic picture right here … thanks Tec.

Bill Guerin

I recall Jim Shearer of Yinz Luv ‘Da Guins and his wife were in the house …

yinz

I recall MothFullOfTang and meeting her mom wearing Malkin shirt!

MothFullOfTang and her mom

I recall standing outside of the parking lot after the game and some grief-killed islander fan driving by in his car yelled out “How about your baseball team?!” Yeah you got us there man! Good job! Go write a blog about it!

Edit: More Pics …

NYC Penguins Meetup Pictures

Pittsburgh Penguins vs New York Islanders game shots and the ice girls



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  2. tecmo says:

    hoooo peter

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  3. Mark H says:

    An epic night. Peter is a God.

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  6. ShutYour5Hole says:

    “have a good night today” -stan
    haha… i think i need an exorcism as well.. peter’s going to have to pass on his knowledge to me.

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  7. usbzoso says:

    we will help you

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