Many have asked this question and many have failed to give a definite answer. Of course, exclusively at Penshead.com, where we have Geno’s cell phone on our speed dial, we have all the answers. So, I’ll start at the end … the verdict. Evgeni Malkin aka Geno aka MVP is 100% Russian Jew. Guilty as charged. Here is his mugshot below.
Being a Russian Jew myself i have the authority and the holy power vested in me by Gary Bettman, biggest Jew of NHL, to judge this case fairly. Hahahahahahahaha *evil grin*
Lets move on … Malkin … whats in a name? His last name is as Jewish as it gets. Facts don’t get better than if they come from first hand experiences. My great grandma Zhenya and her daughter Olga were from a small Jewish village just outside of Gomel, Belarus. (maps.google.com) Living in a Jewish village they knew tons of Jewish families with Malkin last name. Its a fact and not a secret Malkin is a Jewish last name. Here is a Russian website that says Малкин is a Jewish last name. Relax i’ll translate. It says last name Malkin comes from a female name Malka which means Queen. The russian ending “in” just refers to belonging, i.e. Malkin means “son of a Queen”. This makes perfect sense because Geno is a King!
Second, Nose … HIS NOSE! GENO’S NOSE! His nose does not lie. His nose is so Jewish even Moses would approve. I mean look at that thing. Its huge! Actually thats the best part of Geno!
Third, when i asked my grandpa if he thinks that Geno is Jewish he told me, “… YEAH JUST LOOK AT HIS PARENTS!” My grandfather is a GIANT OF THOUGHT (sounds better in Russian Гигант Мысли). He put away losing his family and surviving WWII concentration camps with his 9 year old sister, getting his Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering, and starting his own family and having done all that in USSR where his passport said “Jewish” for nationality. He might have some experience in spotting Russian Jews … i am gonna have to agree with him and say they are guilty as charged as well. Jews!
Forth, and the most exciting part of this trial checking Geno’s pants. I had to make some phone calls and surprisingly enough girls didn’t have any issues sharing their personal experiences with Geno’s shlang. Yes it is big and Yes it is circumcised and Yes i have a picture of it that was faxed to me about 13 minutes ago and No you many not see it. I am trying to keep this blog somewhat PG-13 rated and this picture would not boost our ratings. Take my word for it.
Fifth, and the most obvious proof that i would like to submit for review is Geno’s skill. A man this talented has to be Jewish. There is no buts ifs ors maybes or perhaps about it. Albert Einstein would approve of Geno’s talent and tell him Geno=mc^2
Of course i read many articles that said that Geno crosses therefore he is not Jewish. He crosses because thats the way he was raised in Russia. First of all you can’t really openly practice Judaism in Russia. Its very difficult and i don’t want to get into details but feel free to google the facts. Geno crosses because to him its just a superstitious thing to do, not because he is religious. His religion is Hockey his God is Lord Stanley. I’ve crossed many times in my life, i have been to catholic church and have tasted the blood of Jesus. Doesn’t make me any less of a Jew. 
Final verdict Evgeni Malkin is Jewish! Guilty as charged!
Here is an awesome interview with Geno himself, recorded today after the Penguins vs Leafs game.
Penguins won 5-2! Unfortunately, Geno didn’t score any goals but only got 3 assist. He was a little bit depressed and when i am depressed i just look at this video below (which actually kind of makes sense in my life right now) and somehow it always makes me smile. Enjoy kids!
Edit: Let me remind you kids that i can’t make this stuff up … you know what i mean?!
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awesome!! you put forward very good arguments for geno’s jewishness!Good job! and the baby video is hilarious! can’t help but laugh
Nice investigative work, brother!
Just killing some time on Digg and I found your entry. Not normally what I like to learn about, but it was certainly worth my time. Thanks.
Though entertaining, this is absolutely wrong.
Geno wears a cross that is visible during warmups, which he can also be seen kissing on the bench. Moreover, while Jews aren’t exactly loved in the motherland, I doubt he’d go out of his way to cross himself on the ice. Finally, the big nose argument, though a good one, is pretty common throughout all of the slavic world.
Sorry to reduce the tribe by one, but Geno is as gentile as they come.
How do you explain “Malkin” being 100% Jewish last name then Mr. Know It All Ian?
Uh…. If you have his phone number why don’t you just ask him and what dos his weenie have anything to do with him being a Jew?
Well Fred … i am sorry i have to break this down to you but Jewish men, usually when they are young, are subjected to Bris ceremony where they give up part of most prized possession to God! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah
Challah!
*clicks and reads random post* …LOL! true or not or true,
interesting reasoning and info… and funny babies! 
you are 100% wrong….. he crosses himself before every game and there for he is Russian Orthodox
He crosses himself before the game to double jinx himself. Everyone knows a double jinx wipes out all jinxes.
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Malkin is 100% Orthodox and I find it offensive to put down one of the best players in the world by calling him a Jew! Oveckin on the other hand is a Russian Jew and a complete douche!