Hello kids, i am back from Toronto, the city that hasn’t gotten laid with Lord Stanley since ’67. Sad people there are even willing to cheer on the Islanders! I was flying home through Philly had a 1 hour layover and was able to catch Pens in the shootout. Some Flyer fan tried to talk to me when he saw my Pens cap but i gave him the Maxime Talbot silent treatment as in “SHUT THE HELL UP! Trying to watch Pens dominate the National Hockey League on this ghetto laptop.” He seemed to recognize the magic jest and decided to promptly fuck off to go get a haircut. FAIL.
Anyway, apparently Pens continue their complete world domination even without Fleury and Gonchar. Zoso was in the net for his second Pens game of the season. I can’t comment on his performance throughout the game but in the shootout he was a MASSIVE Johnson. Lets just say he was big in all the right places. No homo. He stopped everything Florida had to offer and took Pens 9-1-0. Congratulations Brent on your first win as a Penguin and welcome to the club.
Sid was playing his 300th career NHL game and made it a memorable one. I think he scored every possible way just not in bed. I am glad he unleashed his fury and seems like he finally came around after his groin injury. Welcome back Sid. Geno was a beast with 2 assists. Here is the shootout video:
Kinitz dropped gloves with Keith Ballard
Worth mentioning that Martin Skoula finally saw some ice action wearing Penguins jersey. He still remains pointless but we will be seeing him get more ice time at least while Sarge is out. Speaking of Gonchar … isnt he so cute in this 1992 draft pic?
Hope you got my get-well-soon-care-package consisting of 10 bottles of vodka, some pickles and Salo. For those less fortunate to be Russian culture friendly, Salo is pig fat. Goes really well with shots of vodka.
Tags: Brent Johnson, Chris Kunitz, Sergei Gonchar, Sidney Crosby
